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[crimsomatic]

[ In fact, Ruby is out for a leisurely stroll with Zwei when Weiss' transmission comes into her mind. At first, she doesn't realize there's anything weird about it — they have a lot of conversations like this! But she doesn't think about how there was no arrival ding, or how whatever Weiss is singing about makes no sense at all. How can she be catnip to the guys? What guys? ]

Weiss? Are you at twerk practice?

[ Who are all those people??? ]

[schmisse]

[ Weiss almost has a heart attack when she hears Ruby's voice in her head. ]

R- Ruby? What... are you doing in my head?

[ Because Ruby is the invader here, clearly. ]

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I don't know! What were you doing in my head, dancing around and singing about butts?

[ It's a valid question. ]

[schmisse]

I was— what?! I'm cleaning up our room and singing! I don't know what you're talking about.

[ Hmmm... wait. ]

I was singing, though. It's a song about making someone you like stare at you.

[ Your butt and boobs, anyway. ]

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Where did you learn a song like that? Are you going to put it on our radio show?

[ That's why she sent it to Ruby, right? To run it by her for approval...? ]

I DONT WANNA DO ITALICS ANYMORE

[schmisse]

It's from a musical about a sorority girl who wants to become an Enforcer so she could get her boyfriend back. And no, I am not putting it on our radio show. You weren't even supposed to hear or see that!

[ This is embarrassing... but it's just Ruby! She won't share what she saw with anyone else... right? ]

[crimsomatic]

[ Oh, sure, of course she isn't going to share it with anyone else...sure... ]

But it's a catchy song! We don't have to say why it's on the show...but it might be a big hit!

[schmisse]

Well, alright.

[ She's a little bit unsure, but if Ruby says it'll be a big hit, then... why not? ]

Let's contact the producers and ask if it's okay to play the censored version of it. [ Because the actual version has the girl singing "ass" instead of "butt"! ]

[crimsomatic]

Censored? It didn't sound that bad to me...does it have swear words in it?

[ Tell her. Tell her of the swears. ]

[schmisse]

No, it doesn't. It's not really a song you want children to hear though.

[ Please don't teach 5-year olds to bend and snap. ]

[crimsomatic]

Ohhhh. Yeah, that makes sense. Kids shouldn't be learning that kind of thing from us!

[ Or from anyone. Not until they're older and can understand what it means to bend and snap! ]

So, have you tried it?

[schmisse]

Of course I have.

[ ... who do you think she is!!! ]

This conversation doesn't leave your head.

[crimsomatic]

[ That's her bestie... ]

Of course it won't! As long as you tell me who you used it on! Was it Yaaaaaang?

[schmisse]

I haven't used it on anybody, and I don't intend to.

[ Augh... this is embarrassing. ]

I like to do it in front of the mirror.

[crimsomatic]

...Wait, why? Why do it in front of the mirror if you're not going to use it on anyway?

[ That's like practicing with no performance!! ]

[schmisse]

Why. Do you think it would be effective?

[ Because she's going to dare Ruby to do it. ]

[crimsomatic]

Well, it must be, if there's a whole song about it!

[ DON'T DARE HER TO DO IT!! (Please do.) ]

[schmisse]

If you can do it to someone and that person will stare at you and ask you out, I'll do it, too.

[ Ruby is now Weiss' role model. (What an odd thing to type.) ]

[crimsomatic]

[ How did this happen??? ]

What?! But...what if I don't want someone to ask me out?

[ There's not anyone she's interested in right now!! ]

[schmisse]

What's the point of bending and snapping if you can't get someone to do that?

[crimsomatic]

To get you to try it on someone!

[ That is really her only motivation... ]

[schmisse]

Now we're just going in circles.

Maybe I'll ask Yang to try it on someone, though. Then again, people already stare at her without any help...

[crimsomatic]

[ She chuckles knowingly. Yep, Yang definitely gets that a lot... ]

Hehe, she sure does. Imagine how much more attention she'd get if she did that move!

[schmisse]

So, are we in agreement that neither of us will pressure the other to do the bend and snap?

[ They can make Yang do it, instead :D ]

[crimsomatic]

Fine...we'll just have to see if we can get Yang to do it instead!

[ Yep...her thoughts exactly. But Yang will totally do it, so. ]