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[crimsomatic]

[ Ah! A potential customer?? ]

That's me! If you're looking for a weapon, you've come to the right place!

...Er, phone!

[greenstache]

Are hammers something you can-a make?

[crimsomatic]

Hammers? Absolutely! My friend has one that's also a rocket launcher...would you want one that does that, too?

[greenstache]

R-r-rocket launcher?!

Isn't that a bit much?

[crimsomatic]

Hm...I wouldn't think so, but I guess that depends on what you need it for!

[greenstache]

I don't-a know, self defense? I just-a need a normal hammer, okay?

[crimsomatic]

Just for, like...building things?

[greenstache]

Uh, no

...yes?

I mean, y-you could probably use it for that, but that's not what I'd usually use it for?

[crimsomatic]

What would you use it for, then?

[greenstache]

Like I said, s-self defense.

[crimsomatic]

And...that's all?

[greenstache]

Yes?

[This is going around in circles.]

Y-you make weapons, right? I need a hammer that's-a big enough to be used as one, m-most hammers I've found here were't big enough...

[Case in point, the image he sends of one of his hammers from back home looks like a bog standard sledge-hammer... only the head is nearly as large as Luigi is tall.]

[crimsomatic]

[ It's just hard to fathom only wanting weapon to do one thing!!! Use your imagination, Luigi... ]

Oh, now you're talking! That's pretty big! I like it.

[greenstache]

[There's a nervous laugh.]

So is that something you can make? It doesn't-a need a rocket launcher.

[Now, if it was something that seemed a bit less like overkill, he might consider it.]

[crimsomatic]

You bet I can! Shouldn't take too long, either, if that's all you need.

[ Speak now or forever hold your peace... ]

[greenstache]

Yeah! That should be--

A-actually, wait, if you could make it like-a the rocket launcher, are there other things you could make it do?

[crimsomatic]

Yeah, of course! I could make it function as almost anything else.

[ It doesn't even have to be within reason. Professor Oobleck's weapon doubles as a coffee thermos, for crying out loud. ]

[greenstache]

Can you make it-a more portable?

[crimsomatic]

You mean, like fold up? That's my specialty!

[greenstache]

Yeah!

That-a could be really convenient!

[crimsomatic]

You bet it is! Okay, I'll make sure your hammer is nice and collapsible!