[There's a badly muffled and only barely audible:]

I feel like Jaune's butt groove.

[She is, however, going to turn over with another agonized groan, draping her left hand despairingly over her face.]

I don't know how to break this to you, Ruby, but your beloved and incredibly cool big sister...is a total moron.

[Well, it can't be that bad if she's still trying to joke around but...]